'The SimpsonVega Diet' is a collection of comedy sketches, starring Ben Simpson and Adam Rojko Vega. It is directed by Jack Scott and Tom Middleton, collectively known as Crooked Cynics.

For these four writers - Having worked with BAFTA-award winning comedians, multi-award winning artists; received critical-acclaim for live shows, whilst regularly working with a number of high profile brands - they still hadn't convinced anyone to let them make something that truly reflected their twisted sense of humour...

So after numerous "writing sessions" at the back of The Wheatsheaf in Tooting, 'The SimpsonVega Diet' was born.  The entirely self-funded project took just under a year to complete, giving them the opportunity to tackle issues as broad as media addiction, identity politics and wanking off your anxious mate.

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